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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:04

Loons and Moons
No way
Still no good.
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
What the Spurs will do with the second pick - Pounding The Rock
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Next, they tried...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...