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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 00:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

No way

Still no good.

What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do singers use Autotune when performing live? If so, why is it not noticeable on TV shows and other live performances?

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

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Nuts and Butts

Still no good

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How do you know when your skirt is too short?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

How do you complete “Ciao bell'uomo, come stai oggi, buongiorno signore, sono Jennifer Rose Louis, come ti chiami”?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Next, they tried...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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